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I would go to the door and open it and then speak to him in my best impression of some foriegn languages that I have heard. Then when he looks at me like I have a cucumber growing out of my forehead, I would calmly say, "I am sorry, I just assumed that since you cant read blanking English, you wouldnt understand it either."

Just a thought
 

Gunny - I found that it's not enough just to have a sign that says no soliciting. Instead I have a sign with the definition of soliciting. Most solicitors turn around rather than read it, and for the one's that don't - I'm more than happy to talk about the finer details of why their material fits the paramenters of the definition.
 

Would throw stuff in trash, you usually can't 'catch' them hanging stuff on the door or they tuck it under the welcome mat. If there is a postage-paid envelope, would send it with no content. Let them pay the postage! Do like the definition of the soliciting sign!
 

It would depend on what they are selling.

If they are a hustle then I would close the door.

If its a child selling candy or whatever to help their club or sports team then I might be somewhat open.
 

To many people no longer know what a 'fungo' is. When properly applied to lower leg bones the reverberation that causes such success with bunting baseballs applies itself quite nicely.
 

Of course this is all YOUR fault! If the guys job is to go door to door in 90+ degree weather, he will in no way be able to understand the term "Solicitors". It is a word that is simply too complicated to be covered by anything less then a college facility. Your sign should read, "My wife got all the money in the divorce settlement"..., or something along those lines posted in at least three different languages so all those soliciting will understand it.
 

Of course this is all YOUR fault :-) If the guys job is to go door to door in 90+ degree weather, he will in no way be able to understand the term "Solicitors". It is a word that is simply too complicated to be covered by anything less then a college facility. Your sign should read, "My wife got all the money in the divorce settlement"..., or something along those lines posted in at least three different languages so all your solicitors will understand it.
 

Greg:

An interesting approach...the whole cucumber thing.
 

Sarah:

Can I sick my dawg on them?
 

Anon:

I did throw it right in the trash. I hope this does not offend them.
 

Don:

They were selling crap. I do give to Scouts, though. Love them cookies.
 

Fungo, eh? Diabolical!
 

7:

Of course it is my fault. Will it be my fault if a throw a snake at them and they get bit?
 

"They were selling crap. I do give to Scouts, though. Love them cookies."

As I said if they are a hustler then then I slam the door
 

Give them my ex-wife's address and tell them she is very friendly to any worthy cause.
 

Sorry, this is off-topic for your question, but who chose the jerk that is replacing Gunny Bob Thursday evening? The man sounds like a cross between Jerry Lewis and some bleeding heart liberal. He's rude, obnoxious, and made me, for the first time, decide to turn off the radio before the Gunny Bob show was over.
 

Gunny,
I would change the no soliciting sign to:

EVERY 3rd SOLICITOR WILL BE SHOT
the 2nd one just left!!!
 

Well, I just answer the door nude and ask them to come on in and explain thier products to me and that's not a pretty sight. They usually scream and take off running, never to return.

On another subject, the INNOCENT people like women and children in Lebanon, I figure that the women won't be feeding the terrorists anymore and as to the children who die, it's too bad.

The sad truth is that they won't grow up to be terrorists.

That's a good thing !!

Semper Fi, guns
 

Positive connector of my jumper cables to the inside doorknob... Negative to the doormat...

Other ends to the 12 volt High amp battery!

"Bet you wish you could read now! Huh Sparky!"

;-)
 

This is what I think:


I think Iran is starting it's promised distruction of Israel with the current war in Lebanon. Iran is supplying, helping and giving "the go ahead" to Hezbollah.

War in the Middle East is going to get very bad unless Iran is knocked on it's ass.

Hey Americans. Divided we fall. But I fear we have non-Americans amongst us.

May God help and bless us. Amen.
 

This blog is full of a bunch of NUTS. Get a life, losers!